Two Southern belles were sitting on a porch, sipping sweet tea and gossiping about their husbands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first woman said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband bought me a diamond necklace. When my second child arrived, he surprised me with a brand-new car. And when my third came along, he bought me a lake house.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second lady smiled politely after each story and simply replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the first woman leaned forward and asked, \u201cAnd what did your<\/em> husband give you when your<\/em> first child was born?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The second lady sipped her tea, smiled sweetly, and said, Two Southern belles were sitting on a porch, sipping sweet tea and gossiping about their husbands. The first woman said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3967"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3968,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3967\/revisions\/3968"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystory24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cHe sent me to charm school \u2014 so I could learn to say \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?\u2019<\/em> instead of what I was really thinking.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"