One morning, a 57-year-old woman walked into her kitchen and noticed a folded piece of paper stuck to the fridge. It was a note from her husband. As she began to read, her hands trembled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\u201cMy dear wife,\u201d it began, \u201cYou will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, I hope you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don\u2019t be upset \u2014 I shall be home before midnight.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
She stared at the note for a moment, took a deep breath, and smiled. Instead of crying or yelling, she calmly went to her desk, grabbed a pen, and wrote her own letter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That night, when the husband returned home, he found her note on the dining table:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\u201cMy dear husband, you too will understand that I am a woman of the same age as you, and just like you, I also have certain needs you can no longer satisfy. I am spending the evening with my 21-year-old personal trainer at the Grand Hotel. Please don\u2019t be upset \u2014 I shall be home before midnight. P.S. Being a mathematician, you will appreciate that 21 goes into 57 more times than 19 goes into 57.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
He didn\u2019t sleep that night \u2014 but the internet has been laughing ever since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral of the story:<\/strong> never underestimate a brilliant wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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