My male coworker saw my lunch one day and asked,
“That smells amazing. Any chance you could make me one?”

I smiled and said, “Sure. Just bring the container back clean.”

He did.

But when I opened it, I gasped in horror. Inside was a note:

“Get away from my man. This is your only warning.”

…Turns out, his girlfriend thought my cooking was too good to be innocent! 😂