A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 a.m. The wife (a blonde) picked it up, listened for a moment, and snapped:
“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” — then hung up.
The husband, half-awake and curious, asked, “Who was that?”
His lovely wife replied:
“Some idiot asking if the coast is clear.”
Imagine walking along the beach at night and seeing the waves glow in shades of blue and green. This natural phenomenon, caused by bioluminescent plankton, creates a…
Imagine walking along the beach at night and seeing the waves glow in shades of blue and green. This natural phenomenon, caused by bioluminescent plankton, creates a…
