Wife: “Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?”
Husband: “Do I look like a gardener?”

Wife: “Oh sorry honey… okay, then fix the bathroom door.”
Husband: “Do I look like a carpenter?”

The husband walked out. After coming back, he found the garden cleaned and the bathroom door fixed.

Husband: “Ha! I knew my wife would do it all by herself.”
Wife: “No, it’s not me.”
Husband: “Then who?”