…stands completely naked in front of him.

Bob takes a long look, hands her $800, and walks away without saying another word.

The woman, still shocked, wraps the towel back around herself and goes upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was it?”

“It was Bob from next door,” she replies.

“Oh, nice guy,” says her husband. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” 😅

Moral of the story: Always communicate clearly in marriage — and with your neighbors!